So I have the misfortune of seeing an "Alli" commercial on TV tonight. Knew there had to be a catch when I noticed a fat woman in a commercial break. I'll confess, I was surprised to learn that the "poopy pants" drug thinks its name is pronounced "ally" like the Allied Forces and not Ally like "Ally McBeal". I guess because the drug is your friend and compatriot. Well, your friend who makes you excrete an orange oily substance out of your ass.
As long as we're making up pronounciations of made words, can I suggest one?
(I doubt I'm the first to crack the joke, but this is one worth repeated anyway)